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I’m sure you’ve read some of the bulletin bloopers. They seem to always come as forwards from some of your best friends, and then you have to forward them on to some other of your best friends or something really bad will happen to you.

A Pentecostal group sent their bulletin to all of the Geneva area churches last week. Printed on colorful, pink paper, about half-way down the sheet, was the following information that caught our attention:

Healing room: Closed in July and August.

You do not want to get sick in Europe during Summer vacations.

The next paragraph started with a quotation of Acts 2.38, a fellowship favorite. “Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus for the forgiveness of your sins. Then God will send you his Holy Spirit.” Then the following:

We will be having our baptism service on October 21, 2007. Sign up with Pastor X.

It was followed up by this verse (no lie) quoted from Acts 22.16:

“And now what are you waiting for? Get up, be baptized and wash your sins away, calling on his name.”

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